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Guy Fieri’s Lambo!

Some enterprising big horn sheep burglar slipped into a luxury car dealership and nicked Guy Fieri’s bright yellow Lamborghini! A hero has been born, straight from the fanny of Athena herself! A new virgin birth! New Jesus has a yellow … Continue reading

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Pervasive typographical racism

It’s a little know fact that boldface script was invented to simulate the effect of blackface in minstrel shows!

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