Guy Fieri’s Lambo!

Some enterprising big horn sheep burglar slipped into a luxury car dealership and nicked Guy Fieri’s bright yellow Lamborghini!

A hero has been born, straight from the fanny of Athena herself! A new virgin birth! New Jesus has a yellow Lambo!

I think it was Tommy Cruise, and the Lambo is currently halfway to the Galactic Confederacy in the cargo hold of a DC-8, on it’s way to be Xenu‘s brand new whip.